I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
It's not so bad being senile; you get to meet more people.
My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
